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Hudson Hawk

Review Date: May 20, 1999

Rating:

1 horse statue... and the steaming pile underneath

This movie makes a case for the fact that while any movie is great with Bruce Willis in it, for god's sake don't let him write or direct it. It is a serious contender for worst movie of all time. I'm surprised that the guys on Mystery Science Theater 3000 have never panned it.

That said, it actually is kind of a fun movie. I liked the idea of timing burglaries using old Sinatra recordings. Sandra Bernhard and her counterpart in the movie were just too far over the top, but the burglary scenes are pretty cool.

This document copyright 1999 by Jim Behymer