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Bruce's Real Movies

Before beginning, I should let you know that I haven't seen all of Bruce's movies. Now, don't get pissy. I've seen most of them, many of them recently, but there are some I haven't seen in a while, and a very few I haven't seen at all. And, of course, some new ones coming out that I haven't seen and know nothing about.

So this will be anything but a thorough, exhausting review of each and every movie Bruce ever made. The main aim of this site is figuring out what would happen if Bruce were put into movies he wasn't in originally. But from time to time as I re-watch these movies (or watch them for the first time) I will fill in my original, sketchy reviews.

The Movies:

Die Hard Trilogy

The Fifth Element

12 Monkeys

The Jackal

Mercury Rising

Armageddon

The Last Boy Scout

Death Becomes Her

Last Man Standing

Pulp Fiction

Striking Distance

Hudson Hawk

Blind Date

Bonfire of the Vanities

The Siege

Color of Night

There are others, and I will insert them as I have time.

Rating System:

For each movie, I've chosen an appropriate icon to represent that movie's rating on a standard scale of one to four. I have no elaborate scheme for deciding which rating a movie gets; I simply decide to the best of my recollection how well I liked it then rate it against how well I liked the others. As I re-view these movies and focus my reviews, I may re-rate them as appropriate.

This document copyright 1999 by Jim Behymer