The Bruce Willis Movie Review

Boy, it's been a while!

After the last review that I wrote, about two months ago, I kind of gave up for a while. There are several excuses for this, but no real reasons. Some excuses are:

My computer hasn't been working (true enough)
I've been remodeling my house and haven't had time (also true)
I had to leave the country for a while to get away from some Mob guys who were trying to kill me (Okay, that one's BS)
I was discouraged since my last review (Waking Ned Devine) really sucked and I wasn't sure I had the wit to continue (excuses, excuses)
I had to leave the planet for a while to destroy an asteroid that was going to kill everyone on earth (This one is absolutely true)

"So Jim has finally prepared another review!" you might be excitedly thinking to yourself (that is, if you have absolutely no life and are among the three people other than myself that actually look at my web site). Well, no. The truth is, I haven't updated anything on this site for two months, and I am merely letting you, my miniscule public, know what's going on.

However, I have been renting movies every week for the last two months, and rather than write a review for each of them, I'll present a series of vignettes, if you will, featuring Bruce in a movie in which he never appeared. Review Date: August 17, 1999

While you're here, check out my reviews of Real Bruce Willis Movies. I haven't reviewed them all yet, but I'd really like to hear what you think so far. You can e-mail me to let me know.

You'll notice that these reviews, when they're posted, will usually not be of new movies. This is because I don't often go to movies in the theater. Every Friday night, my wife and I rent a couple of movies, and these are the ones I'll be reviewing.

I hope you enjoy the Bruce Willis Movie Review! Please e-mail me (link above) with your comments.