The Bruce Willis Movie Review

Think about this:

The mere presence of Bruce Willis in a movie almost insures that that movie will kick major ass.

If you don't believe that, then you've come to the wrong web site. This site is intended for those who rate movies by number of explosions and ass-whuppins, who truly believe with all their hearts that a squinting hungover unshaven barefoot rube can bring down a jumbo jet with his bare hands, and a cab driver can really save the universe. For those, in other words, with an all-encompassing, drooling hero-worship for Bruce Willis.